I give up, I give up. // School for Formula 1 fandom.

You don’t have to explain yourself again. It’s alright.
Simona is logged in. Originally posted as a girl. Reblogged 20 times. Tracking Aesthetics at Charles University in Prague.
Also, if you think you love Nutella more than I do, try again.

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I run this second blog about Fermulah 1 too.

With Amy I am on a mission to help KEKE'S GLORIOUS MOUSTACHE gain all respect it deserves.

I'm part of F1-Memes and F1-in-gifs jesus tapdancing christ what the fuck am i trying to accomplish on this website srsly

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I AM A SAILOR, I LIVE ON SHIPS. My bromance fleet: Sebson, Martian, Simi, Sebeikki, Butter, Webbonso, Hamberg, Feb, Sebaime, Hamonso. If you do not have a clue what I am talking about, you are pretty lucky person and you should RUN, RUN AND NEVER COME BACK.

Do like: Formula 1.
KARATE KID SEB, RAIVODKEN & JENSE are my holy trinity. I AM AMBITIOUS BUT RUBBISH.
But I have a nice icon.

School for Formula 1 fandom.

Why can’t this exist.

Just think.

We would be sorted by our team preferences.

BUT ALL FRIENDS.

And we would even have annoying motherfucking creepy headmaster Mr Ecclestone.

(he could teach STYLE as well)

SUBJECTS WOULD BE:

history… OF F1 IN GENERAL, TEAMS, CARS, GP, TRACKS ETC.
geography… of countries where circuits are located and also about home towns of teams.
english/spanish/german/whatever
biology… of driver’s body an all that happens to human body during very physically demanding 2 hours long racing.
health and social care… ABOUT DRIVERS.
design and physics… A clone of Mr Newey could teach us.
economics… MASTER BERNIE WOULD BE USEFUL HERE.
PE… we would exercise like drivers do and also go-kart. A physio would take care of us. Then also practising our skills on simulator.
media and communication… Drivers’ press officers like Seb’s Britta Roeske’s lectures for example.
psychology… How to mindfuck press and also teaching us excellent let-outs and… ~~Mr Boullier or Mr Domenicali could help us with this.~~
Pirelli studies!
arts… WE WOULD SEW. Why not. And be taught how to avoid creating anything even similar to Hugo Boss hideous overalls.

And our school uniforms would be from team collection. Don’t need to mention that sunglasses are obviously part of our uniforms as well (also weird shorts are allowed).

In canteen we would drink champagne from throphies.